JANET SNAKEHOLE

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I'm known as Shane to most people, which is a horrible nickname that involuntarily stuck and slowly grew on me, but my name is really Shayane. I have lived in London for my entire life, which means I'm accustomed to scowling on public transport and extremely fluctuating weather. I like pretending to be one of Sofia Coppola's heroines and reading as many wonderful works of literature as I possibly can - I think I'm slightly out of touch with reality. I sound awfully dreary considering my generic obsession with Sylvia Plath and the fact that I'm hopelessly in love with Humphrey Bogart - however, you'll soon learn it's impossible to consider me as seriously as I do as I frequently wish I'm Blair Waldorf and talk incessantly about the Libertines.

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JANET SNAKEHOLE

I had the very surreal experience of fulfilling the childhood dream of pretty much every student ever by going into the staff room at school.

It wasn’t that glorious, but I am going to make lots of people envious by creating outlandish rumours about it i.e. they have a bar in and spend all their free periods doing drinking games to people’s dumb essays, they have secret cameras around school to find out the latest student gossip, they CAN do colour photocopies but lie to keep us down, etc.

• 22 February 2012 • 10 notes

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